Zacht Ei - Attacks on churches

Tuesday, November 9, 2004

Attacks on churches

Does this stuff get you girls these days?
As I am really old already (29!), I can't really understand why adolescents (either in a mental or a physical sense) all over the country seem to think this would be a great time to fullfil a lifelong dream of becoming an arsonist.
Recently, we had a couple of mindless jerks who tried to torch a few mosques and bomb a school, and now there've been some equally braindead w*nkers who tried to set fire to churches in Rotterdam, Amersfoort and Utrecht.
Nice going, guys! Say, why don't you dress up the way people did during the Crusades? Wearing mediaeval garb you'd be much easier for the police to identify.
Also, it's much harder to chop up a mosque or church with an old-fashioned sword. It keeps you busy while we call the cops.
Alternatively, we could lock you up with Mohammed B., thrown in a few knives, and keep score of the decapitations from a safe distance of the bars.
We'll make it a pay-per-view event, and then we'll use the money to throw a real good party for everyone who actually still gives a damn about this country. After sunset, so everyone can come. The native Dutch will bring the booze and our Muslim countrymen will prepare the food, because the other way around would make no sense to me. (Anyone who's ever been to a Dutch restaurant, will agree.) And at the end of the night, just before the sun rises once more, we'll have a good breakfast and one last toast, thanking whatever supreme being people happen to believe in for you no longer being with us.
Jeez, these assholes get me mad.

Update 22.04: Apparently, I am not very intimidating, because a Muslim school in Uden burnt down tonight. Previous fires in Muslim buldings caused only superficial damage.

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Mohammed B. was on welfare

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Your sensible thoughts towards the dutch adolescents would perhaps have a greater effect if written somewere in Dutch? (Just a thought, not saying anything to upset anyone anywere anytime anyplace*))

*Thought inspired after a few Martini's

JustWishingItWas1999 (ip:80.57.32.125) 9 November 2004 - 22:42 uur

No, I'd kinda like to have that pay-per-view match and the ensuing party with all reasonable people of either religion (or lack thereof), especially after hearing about the latest fire. As we say in Twente (where I am originally from): kop tussen de deur en hard drukken. But if you see any of them, and you feel they wouldn't ignore a good Dutch verbal spanking, refer them to my colleagues at GeenStijl, who are much better at calling names in Dutch than I will ever be ;-) http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/002884.html Although I sincerely doubt they'll listen to that. If they would be open to criticsm, the piece would do fine as it is, as most Dutch adolescents are fluent enough in English to understand gangsta rap ;-)

Arjan (ip:82.161.93.35) 9 November 2004 - 22:54 uur

I'm willing to bet those Church fires have been set by native Dutch radical leftists, out of their usual misguided 'solidarity' with the Muslim 'victims' of 'Western imperialism'. Real Muslim terror does not just attack buildings in the night: as we all know, it attacks people in broad daylight.

g (ip:128.135.82.153) 9 November 2004 - 22:57 uur

Arjen, you are too sane and sensible to be intimidating. If you want to strike terror into the hearts of your self-appointed enemies, you need to become one of us beer-swilling, gun-toting crazy Yanks.

Hmmm, the combination of Yank guts and guns and Dutch beer could be a good one! ;-)

-- (E-P, gun-toting Yank who drinks more liquor than beer)

Engineer-Poet (ip:148.59.80.120) 9 November 2004 - 14:41 uur

Silly Muslims! The last place you'll find any Europeans is inside a Christian church!

Pat (ip:128.220.107.41) 9 November 2004 - 16:19 uur

@Pat:

You do have a point.:-)

Penta (ip:134.198.241.50) 9 November 2004 - 18:38 uur

@EP: I do drink a lot ;-)

Arjan (ip:82.161.93.35) 9 November 2004 - 22:35 uur

(Blackberry currant lemonade at the moment ;-))

Arjan (ip:82.161.93.35) 9 November 2004 - 22:36 uur

The Pyromania: Is It Spreading???!!!

Fire at Melbourne Islamic school 'suspicious'
November 11, 2004 - 8:13AM

http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Fire-at-Melbourne-Islamic-school-suspicious/2004/11/11/1100021909741.html

peachtree (ip:208.54.95.129) 9 November 2004 - 23:35 uur

Accident or copycat? I think we can assume that the sleeping giant, if not already awake, is tossing restlessly.

Engineer-Poet (ip:148.59.80.126) 9 November 2004 - 13:13 uur

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