Terrorists are fun

These sick fucks run an ad agency. They have two very peculiar notions of fun.

One, that it is humorous to film a mock terrorist hijacking, probably figuring the people that got decapitated in the Middle East had it coming anyway.

Two, that it is hilarious to throw a chicken into a blender as part of said terrorist hijacking.

You read that right. Of course, the whole thing turned out to be a hoax, which is a pity in a way. I would have had a pretty good excuse to go over there and kick their asses. The judge would probably have let me off with 40 hours community service.

Cruelty against humans is awful, but in a way, it is what the good lord put us on earth to do. (I mean, no one does it better.) Cruelty against animals, however, is beyond depravity, and it takes away jobs from good, honest, hard-working chicken trying to peck themselves a living.

(I am past 30 now and thus legally allowed under the Dutch Code of Senior Citizen Behaviour to engage in extreme cynicism.)

Never mind that I really don't like it when people try to use gruesome murders to sell something.

So if you know any Americans who really had a good time when Nick Berg got his head severed, you might wanna give them this phone number.

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