Legislating the curvature of bananas isn't enough for the
Politburo European Union. Now they're trying to outlaw Dirndl dresses.
(By the way, anyone going to the Oktoberfest? All in the name of standing up for (wo)man's God given right to wear Dirndl dresses, of course.)
(Hat tip to Michelle.)
Update 16.57: Rogier emails me that the EU has apparently already reinsured Bavarians that Dirndl dresses are here to stay. Good. Now, about the curvature of those bananas...