Why 'The Island' is yet another unrealistic Michael Bay movie

Only Mr 'I don't shoot films, just two hour long videoclips' could envisage a world in which we can make an infinite number of copies of Scarlet Johansson, enough for everyone, and still dream up a dystopia.

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It is done

Nearly 80,000 words and a few hundred illustrations. My new book on digital crime, 'Handboek Digitale Criminaliteit', is finally finished, except for the (er) inspirational quotes at the beginning at each chapter, and some thirteen cartoons which will have to be supplied by a talented outsider, as my artistic talents only slightly exceed the drawing abilities of a quadriplegic elephant with an amputated tail.

Suggestions for both quotes and artists are welcome.

If you're a legitimate journalist, and can read Dutch, drop me a line at recensie (at) zachtei. I'll make sure you'll get a free copy.

If you're not a legitimate journalist, offer me a bribe.

(Note: being a family member does not suffice as such. It may even earn you demerit points.)

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