Monday, August 15, 2005
Why the shuttle sucks |
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Slightly more eloquently put by that guy with that impronouncable name (yeah, I'm talking) at Idle Words:
Taken on its own merits, the Shuttle gives the impression of a vehicle designed to be launched repeatedly to near-Earth orbit, tended by five to seven passengers with little concern for their personal safety, and requiring extravagant care and preparation before each flight, with an almost fetishistic emphasis on reuse. Clearly this primitive space plane must have been a sacred artifact, used in religious rituals to deliver sacrifice to a sky god.
As tempting as it is to picture a blood-spattered Canadarm flinging goat carcasses into the void, we know that the Shuttle is the fruit of what was supposed to be a rational decision making process. That so much about the vehicle design is bizarre and confused is the direct result of the Shuttle's little-remembered role as a military vehicle during the Cold War.
End the shuttle now, and use the funds to finally get us on Mars. I've got a bet running, you know.
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Hi Arjan,
First, this line:
"picture a blood-spattered Canadarm flinging goat carcasses into the void"
Outfreaking standing!! I would give you an applause emoticon if you offered them. LOL
Now then, ahem, this line:
"End the shuttle now, and use the funds to finally get us on Mars. I've got a bet running, you know."
You get NO say until you contribute massive amounts of $$$. I believe yours go to that rather large, smelly country to your south. Perhaps you should bring it up with them??
;-)
Cousin (ip:71.115.142.155) 15 August 2005 - 2:13 uur
No, I don't get a *vote*. I do get to say whatever I like about it ;-)
All in favor of contributing French farm subsidies to space exploration though...
Arjan Dasselaar (ip:82.161.93.35) 15 August 2005 - 11:38 uur
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